lschofield.net » funny http://lschofield.net Lyle Schofield's Virtual Home Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:30:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Dog In Star Wars AT-AT Costume http://lschofield.net/2011/10/dog-in-star-wars-at-at-costume/ http://lschofield.net/2011/10/dog-in-star-wars-at-at-costume/#comments Sun, 09 Oct 2011 16:59:06 +0000 Lyle http://lschofield.net/?p=376 Dog Sacrifices Dignity In the Service of This Star Wars AT-AT Costume.

This is hysterical.  I need to get a dog.

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Duck Tron on Vimeo on Vimeo

via Duck Tron on Vimeo.

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Quick-Lube Shop Masters Electronic Record Keeping Six Years Before Medical Industry | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

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Wise advice, indeed.  I feel better already.

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Magic, tiny pieces of plastic,
Connected to little silicon boxes,
Blocking the annoying world – fantastic!

Through thin wires of white,
Protecting my fragile mental pop,
Deflecting barbs of inane prattle,
With powerful shields of ZZ Top

American Idol hushed by The Romantics,
Miles blocks a shrill child’s cry,
Those little speakers do their tricks,
Until my batteries run dry

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]]> http://lschofield.net/2009/12/248/feed/ 0 Funniest Cat Picture Ever http://lschofield.net/2009/09/funniest-cat-picture-ever/ http://lschofield.net/2009/09/funniest-cat-picture-ever/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:01:03 +0000 Lyle http://lschofield.net/?p=161 This one was funny to me, for obvious reasons.  :-)   And, it has been quite a while since I’ve had a cheeseburger.

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]]> http://lschofield.net/2009/09/funniest-cat-picture-ever/feed/ 0 Gizmodo: World’s Fastest Car Wash http://lschofield.net/2009/08/gizmodo-worlds-fastest-car-wash/ http://lschofield.net/2009/08/gizmodo-worlds-fastest-car-wash/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:43:35 +0000 Lyle http://lschofield.net/?p=121 A one minute video that should make you laugh:

World’s Fastest Car Wash Has Certain Disadvantages – carwash – Gizmodo.

I just love gigantic machines.

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